This tee is for the happily unavailable — emotionally booked, spiritually occupied, and absolutely not entertaining follow-up questions. Soft enough to nap in, bold enough to stop strangers mid-sentence, and honest enough to save you from awkward explanations.
It fits comfortably, sits just right, and delivers the message with zero eye contact required. Whether you’re single by choice, taken by peace, or simply allergic to nonsense, this shirt does the talking while you mind your business.
Wear it to the shops. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to family gatherings where someone always asks. Consider it a public service announcement wrapped in premium cotton.
Care instructions:
Cold wash inside out (protect the sarcasm).
Line dry or low tumble — high heat ruins everything.
