WTF ARE WE?
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Salty Sass was born for the people who were told to tone it down… and decided to turn it up instead.
We’re proudly based across the USA and Australia, creating 18+ apparel for adults who are done being judged for having a mouth, a sense of humour, and a personality.
We believe being salty isn’t a flaw — it’s a feature. Being sassy isn’t rude — it’s honest. And wearing what you want, even if it makes someone clutch their pearls, is kind of the point.
Salty Sass exists to bring fun, laughter, and a bit of chaos back into adult life. Life’s already serious enough — your clothes don’t need to be. Our designs are made for people who swear, laugh loud, push boundaries, and aren’t here to make everyone comfortable.
Now, let’s be clear — our tees are 18+ for a reason. We take zero responsibility if someone gets offended when you’re wearing one in public. Especially parents.
In fact, we even made a tee for that:
“If you don’t want your kids to read my offensive shirt — don’t teach them to read.”
Problem solved. You’re welcome.
Salty Sass isn’t for everyone — and we’re perfectly okay with that.
But if you like your humour bold, your outfits unapologetic, and your energy just a little unhinged… you’re in the right place.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Stay salty. Fk you :)