IF LOST, RETURN THIS BRAT TO DADDY Hoodie (Unisex)
Handle with care. Or don’t.
This hoodie is soft, roomy, and absolutely not here to behave. The If Lost, Return This Brat to Daddy hoodie is for couples who flirt through sarcasm and public chaos. Clean, comfy, and confidently unhinged — just how Daddy likes it.
Perfect for cold mornings, matching fits, confusing strangers, and reminding everyone exactly where this brat belongs. Warm, durable, and ridiculously cozy, because being a menace still deserves comfort.
Pull it on. Wander off. You’ll be returned accordingly.
Part of a couples set — pair with the DADDY hoodie for full effect.
