Symptoms include eye-rolling and social avoidance.
Our ALLERGIES: HUMANS hoodie is for people who love comfort but tolerate people… selectively. Clean white, bold stencil lettering, zero small talk. It’s soft, roomy, and socially exhausted — just how we like it.
Perfect for coffee runs, crowded places, forced plans, or pretending you didn’t see anyone you know. Cozy enough to live in, durable enough to survive public interaction, and comfy enough to be your personal boundary.
