Zero Tolerance, Zero Fucks Hoodie
**EMBROIDERED NOT DTG PRINTED**
Zero Fucks and cozy as hell.
This hoodie is the official uniform for those who speak fluent side-eye and deliver dry wit like it’s a love language. Soft, plush, and perfect for warming your cold, deadpan heart, it’s the ultimate blend of cozy comfort and don’t-talk-to-me energy.
Made with a thick cotton-poly blend, it feels like a hug—but not the clingy kind. The roomy kangaroo pocket is great for snacks, secrets, or hiding your hands when you’re done dealing with people. And the color-matched drawstrings? Just a little extra sass tied up in style.
😏 Medium-heavy fabric for serious warmth without losing your chill
😏 Classic fit, tear-away tag—because you’ve got enough irritation in your life
😏 Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton (because sarcasm is sharp, but your values are soft)
😏 Double-lined hood for extra drama and durability
PRINT: EMBROIDERY
Whether you're serving sarcasm, side-eye, or just keeping it cozy, this hoodie’s got you covered—literally and emotionally (kind of).
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean