Twat Wrapping Paper
🎄 Twat Wrapping Paper 🎄
For that special someone who’s been a total twat this year — wrap their gift with honesty and style. Our Twat Wrapping Paper delivers laughs faster than a drunk uncle at Christmas lunch. Bold, candy-cane lettering and festive flair make it look merry from afar… until they actually read it.
Printed on sturdy 90gsm fine art paper, it’s thick enough to handle your sass and strong enough to hide your best (or pettiest) gifts. Choose glossy for that “I actually tried” shine, or matte for the “I’m classy, but also savage” vibe.
Available in three lengths so you can wrap anything from stocking fillers to emotional baggage.
Product Features
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Premium 90gsm fine art paper — feels fancy, says “twat”
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Glossy (for sparkle) or matte (for understated insult) finish
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One-sided, high-definition printing that’s hilariously bold
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Three sizes: 30Ă—36, 30Ă—72, and 30Ă—180 inches
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Includes white edge with a small production strip and QR code (we’re professional twats here)
Care Instructions
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Gently wipe with a dry cloth — and maybe your tears of laughter
| Â | 30" x 36" | 30" x 72" | 30" x 180" |
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| Width, in | 30.00 | 30.00 | 30.00 |
| Height, in | 36.00 | 72.00 | 180.00 |
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EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards