Stoned Elf Sweat Shirt
Stoned Elf Sweatshirt
May cause sudden giggles, blank stares, and questionable life choices.
Feeling chill, chaotic, or delightfully spaced-out? Our Stoned Elf Sweatshirt announces to the world that you’re cute, mischievous, and probably forgetting what day it is. Perfect for holiday vibes, avoiding awkward conversations, or surviving winter one snack run at a time.
Who It’s For:
Anyone who’s ever muttered, “I’m fine” while zoning out in a cloud of… something. Ideal for gifting, secret Santa disasters, post-breakup self-care, or treating yourself because life is hard and you’re harder to stop.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Zero side seams: Maximum comfort, minimal interference with your chill vibes.
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Elastic ribbed collar: Snaps back faster than your memory after a long sesh.
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Custom embroidery available: Personalize your inner chaos.
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Heavyweight double-needle stitching: Survives emotional hangovers, snack raids, and laundry day.
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Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton: Because being stoned doesn’t mean being sloppy.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your brain on loop).
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No chlorine bleach—just purge your bad vibes, not your sweatshirt.
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Tumble dry low.
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No ironing—you’re already hot enough.
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Dry cleaning optional if you’re fancy, sober, or just lazy.
Cozy up, embrace the haze, and look effortlessly awesome while you’re at it. 🌿✨
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean