🎁 Sperm Wrapping Paper 🎁

Because nothing says “I care” like wrapping their gift in a sea of swimmers. Our Sperm Wrapping Paper is equal parts funny, flirty, and festive — ideal for baby showers, Valentine’s, or that one friend who definitely shouldn’t reproduce (yet somehow might).

Printed on sturdy 90gsm fine art paper, it’s durable enough to handle all your… wrapping needs. The playful design pops against a clean white background, giving off a classy-meets-questionable energy that’s bound to make everyone laugh (and maybe blush).

Go glossy for that freshly fertilized sparkle or matte for a subtly suggestive sophistication. Available in three sizes — because, well, size matters when it comes to wrapping.

Product Features

• Thick 90gsm fine art paper that feels satisfyingly premium

• Choose glossy (for extra shine) or matte (for smooth seduction)

• One-sided, high-definition printing — every little swimmer in perfect detail

• Available in three sizes: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches

• Includes a tidy white edge with a small production strip and QR code (no mess, just class)

Care Instructions

• Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth — no sticky situations, please

EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards