Salty AF Tee – When Winter's Cold But Your Attitude Is Frostier

Who needs bland when you can be salty AF? Introducing our cheeky, unisex Salty AF Tee – the perfect antidote to frosty winds and even frostier exes. Crafted with insanely soft, 100% ring-spun cotton, this bad-ass t-shirt feels like a warm, snarky hug from your favourite troublemaker, whether you're hitting the streets of Sydney, NYC, or Auckland.

This tee doesn’t just scream confidence; it practically shouts it from rooftops—ideal for those braving winter’s chill while keeping your vibe hotter than a bonfire at a backyard BBQ. With its classic, no-side-seams design (because wasteful seams are for suckers) and a ribbed collar that holds its shape longer than your flakey ex, it's built for legends who live life with a dash of irreverence.

Key Features:

• No Side Seams: For that sleek, zero-nonsense look that says, “I don’t give a damn.”

• Ribbed Collar: Holds strong – kind of like your stubborn attitude.

• Shoulder Tape: Prevents stretching, ‘cause this tee’s got more backbone than your last Tinder date.

• Soft, Durable Fabric: Perfect for vibrant prints and slapping on your sassy slogans.

• Ethically Sourced Cotton: Because being salty doesn’t mean you can’t be sustainable.

Laundry Lessons (for those who need 'em):

• Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C/90°F) with similar colors – keep it cool, literally.

• No Bleach / No Dryclean: We're not in the business of turning your masterpiece into a faded relic.

• Tumble Dry: Low heat – your tee shouldn’t melt like your patience.

So, if you're ready to roast winter with the same fiery passion as your burn book, our Salty AF Tee is your new uniform. Flaunt your true self, offend a few snowflakes, and remember: life’s too short for boring tees.