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Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
  • Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt

Mama Grinch Sweat Shirt
$55.00 AUD $68.75 AUD
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🎄 Grinch Mama Sweatshirt 🎄
Warning: May cause uncontrollable sass, resting Grinch face, and fear in men who can’t handle powerful women.

Tired of fake smiles, forced joy, and singing elves? Slip into our Grinch Mama Sweatshirt and let everyone know you’re festive but dangerous. You’re not stealing Christmas — you’re just reclaiming your peace, your snacks, and your sanity.

Soft, cozy, and emotionally unavailable, this sweatshirt is your armor for surviving December’s nonsense — from passive-aggressive relatives to Mariah Carey’s annual comeback. Wear it while wrapping gifts no one deserves, drinking wine in the pantry, or plotting your seasonal revenge in peace.

🎁 Who’s it for?

  • The mum who’s “fine” (she’s not)

  • The woman who bought everyone’s presents but hates everyone

  • The one who decorates out of spite

  • Basically: hot, tired, emotionally complex Christmas icons

đŸ”„ Features You’ll Love (Even if You Don’t Love People):

  • Zero side seams – smooth comfort for your simmering rage

  • Elastic ribbed collar – snaps back faster than your patience on Christmas morning

  • Optional embroidery – add your name, or a warning label

  • Heavyweight cotton – thick enough to survive chaos and cookie crumbs

  • Ethically made – because being dark and sarcastic doesn’t mean unethical

đŸ§Œ Care Instructions (Because You Deserve Clothes That Last Longer Than Your Last Nerve):

 

  • Machine wash cold — like your heart after gift shopping

  • No bleach — just erase the memory of your in-laws instead

  • Tumble dry low, like your tolerance for small talk

  • Don’t iron — you’re already hot enough, Mama

  • Don’t dry clean — unless you’re running away from your family

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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