I'm that Bitch Tee – For the Cold, the Bold, and the Bloody Fabulous

Who said a tee can’t slap harder than your mate after you steal their chips? Introducing the “Yeah, I’m Hot Even in Winter” Unisex Tee—a soft, saucy, cotton masterpiece for legends who dress like they own the room (because, let’s be real, you do).

Whether you’re braving the winter chill with nothing but sarcasm and caffeine, or just flexing your attitude from under 3 layers and a beanie, this shirt keeps your drip icy and your ego warm. From Auckland to Adelaide, LA to NYC, this tee is internationally iconic—like you, but with less emotional damage.

Perfect for:

• Flirting with baristas despite your seasonal depression

• Being too hot for your own good (literally and metaphorically)

• Gift-giving that screams, “I like you, but I also think you need to level up your wardrobe”

Shirt Specs (aka why this thing’s better than most people you’ve dated):

• No side seams = no chafing and less textile tantrums

• Ribbed collar that actually holds its shape (shocking, we know)

• Shoulder tape to keep the whole thing from going all wonky

• Feels like a cuddle from a hot stranger in a ski lodge

• 100% ethically-sourced cotton—because being a badass and caring about the planet aren’t mutually exclusive

How to Not Wreck It (aka laundry for dummies):

• Machine wash cold with other beautiful things

• Tumble dry low (your high-maintenance era is over)

• Iron only if you’re trying to impress someone

• No bleach unless you’re going for an “I fought a seagull” aesthetic

• Dry cleaning? Babe. No.