Warning: May cause uncontrollable attraction and sudden fear in others.

Cold? Sad? Mildly unhinged? Slap on our sweatshirt and let the world know you're a walking contradiction—adorable on the outside, chaos on the inside. Whether you’re bingeing true crime, throwing subtle shade at brunch, or just surviving winter one meltdown at a time, this hoodie’s got your (mental) back.

Perfect for Aussie winters, American cold snaps, or those weird in-between Kiwi seasons where it's sunny and snowing in the same hour. Cozy up, freak out, and look bloody fantastic doing it.

🔪 Who’s it for?

Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” through gritted teeth. Ideal for birthdays, petty revenge gifting, break-up revenge glow-ups, or just treating your damn self because you deserve it, ya spicy little goblin.

🔥 Features You’ll Love (Unlike Your Ex):

• Zero side seams = extra comfort, no awkward nipple chafing.

• Elastic ribbed collar – snaps back better than your toxic comebacks.

• Embroidery available so you can personalize your inner turmoil.

• Heavyweight double-needle stitching: built to survive emotional damage and laundry day.

• Ethically made using 100% US-grown cotton—because being crazy doesn’t mean being trashy.

🧼 Care Instructions (So it Lasts Longer Than Your Situationship):

• Machine wash cold (like your heart).

• No chlorine bleach—just bleach your toxic ex from your memory instead.

• Tumble dry low, like your standards in 2023.

• Don’t iron. You’re hot enough already.

• Don’t dryclean unless you’re rich or bored.

EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean