Grinch Daddy Sweat Shirt
🎅 Grinch Daddy Sweatshirt 🎅
Warning: May cause uncontrollable attraction, seasonal side-eye, and unexpected gift theft.
Tired of pretending to love Christmas carols, forced cheer, and office Secret Santas? Slip into our Grinch Daddy Sweatshirt and embrace your inner festive villain — the sexy kind who steals hearts and all the good snacks.
Soft, warm, and just the right amount of unhinged, this cozy heavyweight sweatshirt says: “Yes, I’m jolly… but only after coffee and petty revenge.” Perfect for avoiding family drama, scaring off carollers, or seducing Cindy Lou Who’s mum.
Whether you’re lurking under the mistletoe or plotting your next emotional heist, this bad boy’s got you covered — literally.
🎄 Who’s it for?
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The Christmas cynic with main character energy
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Anyone who’s ever muttered “bah humbug” while looking hot
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Petty gift givers, break-up survivors, and reformed sugar cookies
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Basically: hot people with trust issues and excellent taste
🔥 Features You’ll Love (Even if You Hate People):
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Zero side seams – smooth comfort, no awkward rubs while brooding
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Elastic ribbed collar – bounces back like your emotional walls
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Optional embroidery – personalize your festive trauma
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Heavyweight cotton – warm enough to melt even your cold, green heart
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Ethically made – because being a Grinch doesn’t mean being a jerk
🧼 Care Instructions (So It Lasts Longer Than Your Holiday Spirit):
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Machine wash cold, like your soul in December
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No bleach — you’re already dead inside, don’t fade your shirt too
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Tumble dry low (like your patience for small talk)
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Don’t iron — you’re hot enough, Daddy
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Don’t dry clean unless you own a sleigh and emotional stability
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean