FuckMuppet Tee

FuckMuppet

Noun.

1. A spectacularly useless human who can complicate a one-step task into a 12-part saga.
2. Will press every wrong button with confidence.
3. Somehow expects a standing ovation for “giving it a go.”

See also: confidently incompetent.

Care Instructions:

• Cold gentle machine wash inside out

• Wash with like colours

• Do not bleach

• Do not tumble dry

• Line dry in shade

• Cool iron inside out (do not iron on print)

• Do not dry clean

Made to last longer than their attention span.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean