Fuck Christmas Wrapping Paper
🎁 F* Christmas Wrapping Paper** 🎁
For when you’ve had enough of Mariah Carey, tinsel explosions, and forced cheer — but still need to wrap a few damn presents. Our F** Christmas* wrapping paper says what you’re really thinking, while still looking annoyingly festive.
Printed on thick 90gsm fine art paper, it’s durable enough to survive your seasonal rage and strong enough to hide that last-minute regift. The candy-cane red and holly green lettering pops against a crisp white background — because even your protest can look cute.
Pick glossy for an “I tried” sparkle or matte for the “I hate everyone, but I have taste” finish. Available in three lengths, whether you’re wrapping something small, medium, or your holiday regrets.
Product Features
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90gsm fine art paper that’s as sturdy as your will to survive December
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Glossy (for fake cheer) or matte (for quiet resentment) finishes
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One-sided, high-definition print that screams “I’m done” in vivid color
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Three sizes: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches
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Includes white edge with small production strip and QR code — because even chaos has standards
Care Instructions
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Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth to remove dust or cookie crumbs from stress eating
| 30" x 36" | 30" x 72" | 30" x 180" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 30.00 | 30.00 |
| Height, in | 36.00 | 72.00 | 180.00 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards