F.A.F.O Tee – Soft, Savage, and Zero Chill

Introducing the F.A.F.O (F**k Around and Find Out) Tee – your new favourite way to say "Try me, mate" without even opening your mouth. Whether you’re repping Aussie sass, Kiwi chaos, or good ol’ American sarcasm, this unisex t-shirt delivers peak levels of petty, passive-aggressive perfection… with the comfort of a warm hug from someone who secretly wants to slap you.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton softer than your ex’s boundaries, it’s the perfect everyday tee for stirring sh*t up in style. Chuck it on while running errands, arguing with boomers on Facebook, or just vibing with a drink and a “don’t start none, won’t be none” energy.

Why it slaps harder than a cold winter breeze:

• No side seams: Smooth, sleek, and drama-free (unlike your family group chat).

• Ribbed collar: Keeps its shape better than your last situationship.

• Shoulder tape: Holds it all together while you fall apart.

• Soft AF fabric: Feels amazing, even when your mood doesn’t.

• Ethically sourced: Because being a menace shouldn’t hurt the planet.

Care Tips (if you even care):

• Machine wash cold – because you’re already hot enough

• Tumble dry low – like your tolerance for BS

• Iron on low if you’re feeling fancy

• No drycleaning – you’re not that kind of extra

• No bleach – save it for your gossip, not your tee

Gift it to your boldest mate, rock it at the pub, or wear it to passive-aggressively piss off your coworkers at the next staff BBQ. Either way, the F.A.F.O Tee doesn’t just make a statement—it is the statement.