Introducing the F.A.F.O (F**k Around and Find Out) Sweatshirt – the ultimate winter armor for the unbothered, unfiltered, and undeniably iconic. If you’ve got a resting “try me” face and a vibe that screams “I’ve had enough of everyone’s sh*t,” then congratulations, this cozy little number was made for you.

Perfect for Australia’s chilly arvos, New Zealand’s endless drizzle, or America’s “why is it snowing again?” nonsense – this bad boy keeps you toasty while warning the world to proceed with caution. Wear it while ghosting group chats, making enemies at brunch, or simply existing as a chaotic neutral legend.

Why it’s a big fkn deal:

• No side seams: Because your ‘fit should be as smooth as your clapbacks.

• Ribbed collar: Holds shape better than your emotional stability.

• Embroidery option: Add a name, insult, or inside joke – make it personal, make it petty.

• Double-needle stitching: Strong enough to handle your drama.

• 100% ethically-grown US cotton: Sustainable sass? We love that for you.

Care Instructions (because you’re not a total savage):

• Machine wash cold (like your heart)

• Tumble dry low – unlike your tolerance for bullshit

• No ironing – wrinkles add character

• No dry cleaning – we’re fierce, not fancy

• Non-chlorine bleach if life gets messy

So if you’re looking for a winter sweatshirt that says “cuddle me at your own risk,” the F.A.F.O Sweatshirt is your new favourite flex. Add to cart, piss someone off, stay warm. 💅

EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean