Drunk Elf Sweat Shirt
Drunk Elf Sweatshirt
May inspire laughter, judgment, or unsolicited hugs.
Feeling tipsy, chaotic, or delightfully reckless? Our Drunk Elf Sweatshirt shows the world you’re festive… in your own way. Cute enough to get a compliment, messy enough to spark fear, this hoodie is your partner-in-crime for holiday parties, awkward family dinners, or surviving winter one spilled drink at a time.
Who It’s For:
Anyone who’s ever blamed their questionable decisions on “holiday spirit.” Perfect for gifting, secret Santa disasters, post-breakup recovery, or treating yourself because you’re basically the North Pole’s finest mess.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Zero side seams: Maximum comfort, minimal judgment.
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Elastic ribbed collar: Bounces back faster than your dignity after the third eggnog.
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Custom embroidery available: Personalize your festive chaos.
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Heavyweight double-needle stitching: Survives emotional hangovers and laundry day alike.
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Ethically made with 100% US-grown cotton: Because being sloppy doesn’t mean being trashy.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your liver).
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No chlorine bleach—just bleach your regrets instead.
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Tumble dry low.
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Skip the iron—you’re hot enough already.
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Dry cleaning optional if you’re fancy… or sober.
Wear it. Spill it. Laugh at it. Repeat. 🎄🍷
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean