#drillsargedad Tee
#DrillSargeDad Tee – Gentle Parenting? Never Heard of Her.
For the dad who believes in structure, consequences, and yelling from across the house instead of walking over. The #DrillSargeDad Tee is built like he is—tough, reliable, and not here for your soft-spoken suggestions.
Whether he’s laying down the law or just making the kids stack the dishwasher with military precision, this tee is the perfect uniform. It’s got the classic fit and heavyweight comfort to survive tantrums, chores, and “Can I have a snack?” 57 times a day.
Perfect For:
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Dads who clap when they say your name
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Yelling “Let’s move, people!” at a family BBQ
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Gifting the father figure who thinks gentle parenting is a TikTok trend, not a strategy
Features (Like a Tactical Advantage):
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💪 Shoulder tape = reinforced strength (for when the Wi-Fi goes down)
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🧵 Smooth fabric = perfect for bold, loud prints—just like him
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👕 Ribbed collar holds shape better than his poker face during backtalk
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💼 Classic relaxed fit for comfort during spontaneous life lectures
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🌱 100% ethically sourced US cotton—because even tough love can be conscious
Care Instructions (Because he's not reading them):
🧺 Cold wash – his blood pressure’s hot enough
🚫 No bleach – the tee's already bold
🌀 Tumble dry low like his tolerance for backchat
🚫 No ironing or dry cleaning – wrinkles = authority
This tee doesn’t ask twice.
It gives orders, not options.
And it looks damn good doing it.
The #DrillSargeDad Tee: because “because I said so” is a valid reason.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean