Dad Joke Loading Tee
Dad Joke Loading… Stand By, It’s Bad Tee – Brace Yourself.
For the dad who knows his jokes are terrible, but still delivers them like he’s about to win a comedy award. The Dad Joke Loading… Stand By, It’s Bad Tee is for those moments when the punchline’s so bad, it’s almost good. (But mostly bad, let’s be honest.)
With a classic fit and all-day comfort, this tee doesn’t just wear itself—it’s a warning that dad humor is coming, and it’s not gonna be pretty. Whether he’s cracking one-liners at the dinner table or delivering a cringey zinger at the family BBQ, this tee has his back.
Perfect For:
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Dads who think “bad” jokes are the best jokes
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Gifting to the man who’s always got a punchline (even if you don’t want it)
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Wearing when you just can’t escape the dad humor anymore
Features That Make You Laugh (Or Groan):
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💪 Shoulder tape for durability—because dad jokes are long lasting
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🧵 Smooth fabric—because bad jokes should come with comfort
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🔁 Ribbed collar that holds strong, just like his insistence on telling that joke
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💼 Classic fit = easy to move around while avoiding eye contact after the punchline
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🌱 100% ethically sourced US cotton—because dads care... about the planet too (sometimes)
Care Instructions (For When You’re Too Embarrassed to Wash It):
🧺 Cold wash – like the response to his joke
🚫 No bleach – the joke’s already bright enough
🌀 Tumble dry low – like his confidence after that groaner
🚫 No ironing – keep the wrinkles, it adds character
Dad jokes may not always land,
but this tee definitely will.
The Dad Joke Loading… Stand By, It’s Bad Tee: because some humor is so bad, it’s almost a public service announcement.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean