Cute But Crazy Tee – For When You're Soft as a Cloud but One Comment Away from Snapping

Look adorable. Start drama. Repeat.

Introducing the Cute But Crazy Tee – the unisex shirt that says “I’m sweet, but also might burn your house down if you text back your ex.” Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and 1000% personality, this bad boy is comfier than a doona on a frosty winter morning—and way hotter than your ex's rebound.

Whether you're strutting through Coles, grabbing a cheeky Macca’s run, or side-eyeing tourists in Queenstown, this tee keeps you warm(ish), wild, and wonderfully unhinged. It’s your new cold-weather fave (just throw on a bloody jumper if it’s freezing).

Who’s it for?

Perfect for:

• Birthday bitches

• Sassy soulmates

• Your “cute but concerning” mate

• Anyone who calls themselves a walking red flag... lovingly

Give it as a gift, or just keep it for yourself—because retail therapy is cheaper than actual therapy.

💅 Features That Slap:

• No side seams = smooth fit, no awkward nipple tenting.

• Ribbed collar that holds its shape better than your last situationship.

• Shoulder tape for strength—like emotional baggage, but supportive.

• 100% ethically sourced cotton, because we care… a bit.

• Designed for bold prints, like your wildly inappropriate humour.

🧼 How to Not Ruin It:

• Machine wash cold (like your tone when you say “I’m fine”).

• No bleach unless it’s for your split-dye TikTok era.

• Tumble dry low, just like your patience in traffic.

• Iron on low if you must, but honestly… who has time?

• Don’t dry clean. You’re not fancy. Let’s be real.