Can't Be Fucked Med Dark Roast Coffee
*USA & Canada Only*
Can’t Be Fucked Medium Dark Roast – 12oz of Effortless Coffee Bliss
Some mornings, you just… can’t be fucked. That’s when this coffee comes in. Smooth, bold, and full-bodied, our Medium Dark Roast delivers rich flavors of cocoa and toasted nuts—no overthinking required. Just brew it, sip it, and get on with your day.
Made from premium South American beans, roasted in small batches in the USA for maximum freshness and flavor. Whether you’re half-asleep with your drip coffee maker, getting fancy with a moka pot, or keeping it old-school with a percolator, this blend’s got your back.
Whole bean or ground? Your call. We’re not here to judge.
The lazy-day details:
- ☕ Size: 12oz (340g)
- 🌑 Roast: Medium-Dark
- 🍫 Tasting Notes: Cocoa + toasted nut
- 🌍 Origin: South America
- 🔄 Whole Bean or Ground
- 🏡 Roasted in the USA
- 🔥 Small Batch. Always Fresh.
- 💯 SCA Specialty Grade Certified
- 📦 Ships to USA, U.S. Territories & Canada
Perfect for mornings when motivation is optional.
| 12oz | |
|---|---|
| Packaging height, in | 9.02 |
| Packaging width, in | 4.02 |
| Packaging depth, in | 2.99 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Roastify, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen.